A Little Math Humor

Everything from the top ten pick up lines:
'You might have the curves, but I've got the angles',

to homework excuses:
'I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy',

and show me's
'Show me a pan suspended in the attic to catch a water leak, and I'll show you a hypotenuse' .

If you're a math teacher, the humor here will keep your students smiling. You may just want to bookmark this one!

See also: More math comics and humor.